[Cumulonimbus]

goofy you rat bastard, practice is the only thing you need. that girl's pretty, but you can't jump right into the big leagues coming out of t-ball and expect to hit a donger over the green monster!!! It ain't gonna happen. You gotta slum it down in the minors for a bit while you learn the ins and outs of the game. You can't just have people from the internet teaching you how to throw a sliding spit-ball and which vein's the best for shooting swoll-juice into; ya gotta find out for yourself! But your ol friend Kyle's always here to help.

How did you hook up with Tina? Let's recap, shall we. Well, we did the research and found the best place to find girls at. check. we were prepared right off the bat, and determined!!! check. we were ballin, duh. check. You got drunk and so did she. check. You know what that adds up to? Sexy-time!! Or in that case, just make-out time, but whatev, it was beautiful wasn't it? Now I'm pretty sure if you take all those checks and add a sprinkling of vigor (repeat to yourself: "I am GoofyBaller. and I gotta want it) then you will be in so many girl-related situations you'll have to beat em off you with your leather pimp cane!! [censored] skeezie beezies.. Always tryin to get your attention, but the only attention you got time to give em is some attention from your backhand when they scuff up on your Nihilator Gators! Clumsy CHICKENHEADS just got their eyes on yo money!!! So make em earn it!1!! And then sandbag em anyway!! AHHAAHAHAHAHHAAHAHHAHAHAHHHAHHAHHAHAHHAHHAHAHHAHHH HHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAHAHHAHAH HA

And we'll end on that note. Good talk, Goofy, and Godspeed.

[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] Kyle

PS this week is gonna be buckwild in Hermiston since it's the annual Farm City Fair and Pro Rodeo!!! Me and my homeboys got box seats and are renting the suite of all suites .. in preparation for the weeklong Pimps-up Ho-down!! I'll let ya know how it goes.