[MarkSummers]

Dear Bison,

I live in a crappy college apartment in the ghetto. For a while, I was getting kept up at night and woken up early in the morning by the sound of dragging from the floor above me. I was almost positive that this was the asian girls above us moving a futon every morning and night for some reason.

I wrote them a note telling them not to move their furniture until the afternoon and they wrote back saying it wasn't them. They said it was the guys on the 3rd floor going up and down the stairs. This is obviously bullcrap since the stairs are in the complete opposite corner of the house and we can hear people going up and down the stairs and the noise is not the sound of dragging.

What should we do now? Should i put a stinkbomb in their apartment?