Re: August Low-Content Thread
Joker, let me know when you get to 600 hours and your hourly is about the same, then I'll know when to feel bad.
Also, wtf is with the massive influx of huge douchebags onto the poker scene. I've been playing at the Bike and ever since Legends started the place is just overloaded with some of the douchiest, nerdiest kids I've ever seen, cradling their backpacks on their scrawny arms like life would be over if they ever lost their faggoty iphones or ipods or ihugedouchebags that they pack in those things.
Also, every guy between 25 and 30 playing midlimit poker evidently feels that he is the best player ever and to prove that he talks shop nonstop at the table and lets everyone know where they can find his poker blog and how he wrote about scare cards and if you would have raised the river he would have folded because that's what a good poker professional does.
Seriously, if any of you jagoffs are reading this, please stop. I'd prefer if you shot yourself in the face right now, but I'll settle for just sitting at the table and finding something else to fill time with other than stroking your ego and letting a bunch of hapless morons who have no idea wtf is going on know how bad they play. Just shutup. And if you're going to wear backpacks, might as well go all out and get the rolling kind.
-Michael
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