Sigh, I'll probably regret this when some random enemy who happens to lurk 2p2 exposes this or something, but oh well.
Name: Brett
Age: 23
Location: Chicopee, Ma.
Reasons for needing this:
- Best I've done was 2nd base, and that was 7 years ago.
- Had 3 shots at sex in my life: my roommate (female) was drunk/horny back at my apt. but I was drunk at a party and the DD'er refused to drive me back (it was a 15 min car ride, [censored], and by the time I got back, she was passed out/had door locked), on a first date with drunk Smith College girl (and I missed the actual meaning to "Are you sure you're ok to drive home?, she never talked to me again after), and a hot Russian hooker in Berlin that I couldn't afford by 20 Euros.
- I've been on one second date in 7 years, and the girl looked like Louie Anderson
- I'm 70 pounds overweight (though I lift 3-4x/week so that is skewed a little)
- It'll be the day I get a good, non-sweaty picture of myself [img]/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img] (on the right)
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