[Emperor]

Silly one: Sitting in a restaurant with my ex wife. Server approaches us and I recognize we went to high school together. Me, "Hi! Isn't your name Jill?" Her, "yes, haven't seen you in awhile." Me, "Don't you have a brother named Jeff and a sister named Joy?" Her, "Yes I sure do!" I glance at my ex and say, "Funny thing, my wife here, her name is Jill and she has a brother named Jeff, and a sister named Joy also."

At this point both girls think I am bullshitting and take a moment to confer with each other that indeed I'm not.

Strange coincidences.