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You guys think you run bad, check this [censored] out...

Full Tilt Poker Game #3146390832: Table Vivian (heads up) - $5/$10 - No Limit Hold'em - 23:46:33 ET - 2007/08/03
Seat 1: Maf54 ($1,637.50)
Seat 2: chluke ($1,098.50)
Maf54 posts the small blind of $5
chluke posts the big blind of $10
The button is in seat #1
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to Maf54 [3s Ah]
Maf54 raises to $30
chluke calls $20
*** FLOP *** [Jh Qs Th]
chluke checks
Maf54 checks
*** TURN *** [Jh Qs Th] [Js]
chluke checks
Maf54 checks
*** RIVER *** [Jh Qs Th Js] [7d]
chluke checks
Maf54 checks
*** SHOW DOWN ***
Maf54 shows [3s Ah] a pair of Jacks
chluke shows [5s 7h] two pair, Jacks and Sevens
chluke wins the pot ($59.50) with two pair, Jacks and Sevens
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $60 | Rake $0.50
Board: [Jh Qs Th Js 7d]
Seat 1: Maf54 (small blind) showed [3s Ah] and lost with a pair of Jacks
Seat 2: chluke (big blind) showed [5s 7h] and won ($59.50) with two pair, Jacks and Sevens


*sigh*

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You could have bought a lot of porn with that.

And wow, did Colombo really edit his hand to get more sympathy from BBV? That's pretty hilarious and a little sad.