No Elaine thread would be complete without this link
http://www.elainevigneault.com/2006/...ines-rant.html
"I didn’t feel comfortable on that flight.
I couldn’t trust these people. So I told Ed I didn’t want to fly; we had to get off the plane."
It is at this exact moment where it becomes obvious that Ed's brain has been replaced with that of a pod person, because any reasonable person gets the [censored] out of this relationship when they realized they've married this degree of crazy.