Re: Your favorite NON-recurring Seinfeld character...
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Elaine's dad was great, surprised nobody mentioned him.
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oh, [censored]! this guy is even better than bookman AINEC. "Pendant?! Those bastards!"
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Alton Benes.
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ALTON: All I have to do is stick my head out the window. (Waiter shows up with the drinks) Which one's suppose to be the funny guy?
GEORGE: (Pointing at Jerry) Oh, he's the comedian.
JERRY: I'm just a regular person.
GEORGE: No, no. He's just being modest.
ALTON: We had a funny guy with us in Korea. A tailgunner. They blew his brains out all over the Pacific. (Long pause) There's nothing funny about that.
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