[Azizal]

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having never played a musical instrument in your life, you will learn to play the bagpipes in a short period of time. who's interested?

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This would be way hard, unless the definition of "short period of time" is very loose. The bagpipes are really hard to play as it requires serious conditioning of the lungs/mouth. One of the worst sounds in the world is a poor bagpipe player.