[pergesu]

I thought this was going to be "would you rather take it up the butt or jump out of an airplane without a parachute?"

But um, obviously it's okay to think it's gross. Tell you're gf that she's even worse than you, because you know at some point she's said, "eww look at her, she's so fat, she should NOT be wearing that tank top." On second thought don't tell your gf that she's irrational. That never goes well. Just say, "you're right honey" and then reaffirm your straightness by bending her over a chair and plowing her.