[Dan87]

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Backstory: 10 years ago. Im 16, she is 15. Short thick type with a great as and huge [censored], while still being somewhat skinny with a flat tummy. She has slept with one person one time, so basically a virgin.

She comes over after school and says that her mom has to pick her up in 30 minutes. We quick go outside to smoke a bowl. When we come in, I suggest that it would be a great idea for me to get some head. Surprisingly, she agrees. She we sit down on the couch and she begins to do the lolipop deal, but not really getting down to business. I sort of coax her into putting it down her throat. She starts to do this and it felt nice.

Because she had limited experience with this type of thing, I think she got some [censored] mixed up. She took the phrase 'blow job' seriously. She blew my dick. Like a [censored] horn. I dont know what the [censored] happened, but it pushed the skeet that was wanting to come out, right back in my balls. IT HURT. As i was going to stop her, her mom honked the horn and she grabbed her stuff and had to go.

I had to beat it as soon as she left to bust a nut because it was so uncomfortable.

Edit: spelling

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i dont know why but this made me lol, its not even as devastating as the other stories just well written