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Back in college I took this girl home. We were both pretty hammered from drinking and other substances. We started mashing in my car on the driver's seat. She was wearing a skirt and jumped right on top of my one-eyed friend. Crappy thing is that I put it in her butt instead. When I pulled out, crap fell all over my lap and I had to drive home with chit and stank smell in my car. It smelled so bad that I had to vomit, hands smelled like crap so I couldn't touch my mouth to stop the vomit- so I just threw up on my lap. Then I go back to my apt and all my friends were in the living room and I see that I had poo and throw up on my lap.

College Rocks!!

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[*]this rly happend

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Unfortunately it did happen.