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Old 07-27-2007, 12:25 PM
hra146 hra146 is offline
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Default Re: worst sexual experience you\'ve ever had

wow, these are all so bad... I was gonna post mine, but Ill better keep it brief.

-first gf
-not using condoms for 2 weeks or so
-gf stops pill, now must use condom
-first [censored] with condom I realize :

_after_ finishing in doggystyle pos. that the condom is half gone. Really torn in two, just that we couldnt find the other part. Half of it was still firmly on my schlong, and the rest was just gone.

-next day I get a call that she found the rest of it
-her next period was late for almost a week and she called me every day telling me about it / worrying
-gets period
-I dump her and decide that pr0n is much better

happy end
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