[Dave Coulier]

This one time my uncle was touching my bum and...

But on a serious note, is any sex necessarily bad sex as the title indicates? I guess Ive never truly had a horrible sexual experience that would deprive me of any sexual gratification. Although I have had my share of less than stellar encounters..

I was talking to this black chick on the interweb for a couple of weeks or so and one night she wanted to come over late. So I went for it. During this time she was doing what any normal internet chick does, which is lying about her looks. She made herself out to be a fairly good looking girl. Boy was I surprised when I got too her house to pick her up. The girl was about 5'3 and 225 or so with the standard mess of nappy hair..I should have just drove on and never talked to her again, but I was still horny enough to stab it a few times, so I stopped anyways and took her home with me.

I quickly ran inside and told my brother and friend at the time to go downstairs for a few minutes. I told them I was too ashamed for them to see this girl. They do as I asked, and I go bring her in. Head to my room and I feel her titties up a lil, give her a little finger action and get a mediocre bj from her. Then its time for the finale, which consisted of a few minutes of unpassionate intercourse. Im surprised I got off so fast considering she was doing very little for me. No more than ten minutes later, Im running her back to her house and never talking to her again. Ill never forget when she asked me, "Why didn't you kiss me when we had sex." on the way home, which isn't the first time ive been asked that...

I really need to quit [censored] ugly broads, but Ive got low standards and can only think straight after Ive gotten off.