Re: worst sexual experience you\'ve ever had
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I still have the best, but you will never hear it. Hahahaha.
Actually, it's not that great, but I'm a prude so it really grosses me out to think about it.
Cliff's notes:
-I drive 3 hours to [censored] an internet girl who ends up being 5 years older than her picture.
-She has floppy [censored]
-She has a jungle downstairs (which grosses me out a little)
-We have terrrrrible chemistry in the half hour we spent together pre-sex.
-She reveals she's on her period (which absolutely disgusts me) but I soldier on since I drove 3 [censored] hours.
-I find out her baby is sleeping in a crib right next to her bed which we are [censored] in. Put this together with the previous point, and I have to reaaaally concentrate on happy thoughts to maintain a 75% erection.
-She pisses on my hand.
-I nearly puke, and drive 3 hours home with piss on my hand and blood on my dick.
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lol, You'll never hear it.... but.....
quality post Grey. many a lol.
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