Re: You know you play too much poker if...
Examples from my life...
When you are processing invoices and say "ship it" every time you click the ship all button.
When you classify girls walking by the poker table by starting hands. My roommate and I do this. "Wow look at the queens over there." "No way Ace jack off at best." Bolded usually said really quickly and loudly.
When you have less potato chips in your house than poker chips. (And I have 3 bags of potato chips).
If you have ever not played a $33,000,000 lotto because it isnt "+EV".
If you and your roommate pick who gets the master bedroom based on a last longer (I won great story too after 1 hour I had 800 left and he had 14000 the chip average was about $4300).
More to come when I think about it.
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