[AHoboOnFire]

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When you were a baby, your parents saw your disfigured hideous husk of a spineless body and cowered at the stench of your atrocities. your father instantly took a scalpel and drilled it into his left eye while your mother used the shards of broken light fixtures to slice her abdomen in two so as never to birth such a mistake again.

you were first adopted by two blind tibetans, who ate each other's limbs rather than to be in your presence. for three years you were housed in a zoo, where soon penguin suicide rates endangered three species. then for political reasons you were forcibly toured through the middle east in a brass cage, spreading disease and pestilence in small arabian villages at the whim of the american government.

your eventual adoptive parents had sold their souls to satan as youths in return for an unbelievable sex life, but since satan has his tricks he repaid them with you at their doorstep. and upon discovery your grotesque features instantly caused your adopted mother's ovaries to rupture and attack her liver and your father's wang to retreat into the depths of his colon.

now you live a diseased and tortured life that is a fabrication, a lie, in order to comfort the frail feeling that you have that there is some purpose to your existence, when no, no there isn't, you only exist to make us feel good about ourselves because thank god - THANK VISHNU AND ELECTRICAL JESUS - we are not you, you awful, awful, canker sore on mankind's upper lip

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I love it.