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Um…ok?

You PM’d me several times to (a) introduce and tell me all about yourself, (b) ask me about myself and where my office is, (c) explain that there are 9 people unbeknownst to you that copied pictures from your Photobucket account, (d) apologize for calling me slimy, (e) congratulate me on the Negreanu prop bet (f) pledge that your muppet drummer posting days are behind you, (g) invite me to New York to visit your office, and (h) challenge me to an old-fashioned heads up poker match, which is the way we real men do things or something like that.

So, everything but this bet.

Here’s what I’ve proposed in this and the previous thread.

I will lay 2-1 for any amount between 20k and 200k that you have made posts from more than one account on twoplustwo.com within the past month.

I will present my argument in the forum, you will present yours. There will be questions, rebuttals, clarifications, etc. Lather, rinse, repeat. After a reasonable amount of time, the bet will be settled by a panel of trusted 2+2’ers (you can choose guys that dislike me), forum poll, mod panel… whatever you think is fair. I would recommend that the U.S. judicial system's "beyond a reasonable doubt" directive be given to the panel, but again... whatever you think is fair.

I am not allowed to introduce any ‘evidence’ containing IP addresses. If you wish to exclude Photobucket ‘evidence’, I will lay you 6-5 instead of 2-1. I cannot communicate with any mod about this bet until it is over. I immediately forfeit bet if it is found that I have communicated with a mod regarding this. (past included)

You are allowed to talk to mods, and enlist their aid to make your case.

You can frame any and all conditions of the bet, provided they adhere to the spirit of the bet. Bets must be posted.

Let’s book.

-Adam

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So eloquently and clearly written. Admo, you would make an amazing lawyer!!


Can I hire you to be my lawyer?