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<font color="blue"> WHAT IS THE THING YOU MOST OFTEN SAY OUT LOUD WHEN PLAYING ONLINE POKER?</font>

Mine is: "who ARE these people???!?!"

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"What the hell are you doing?" (I say this equally to my opponents and to myself)

I berate myself mostly for making stupid plays though. But recently I've heard myself say this pretty often (because I really run weird in this regard):
"Dude, when will you effing learn it? When you have a straight- or flush draw, the board pairs. When you have a set, the board flushes or the 4th straight card comes. WHEN WILL YOU LEARN IT!!"