Re: weirdest thing a girl has told you before/during/after sex
Before-
"I'll suck your dick if you let me throw up after."
Bulimic ex-girlfriend that had just eaten a big meal and wanted to purge but knew I would try to stop her, so she was bartering. Worked. Head was surprisingly good since she was so motivated to finish quick and puke before she finished digesting.
During-
She picks up phone while I'm railing her. "Hey Hunny. No. Exit 12. yeah. yeah. no i don't need anything. alright. ok. so you just got off 84? ok. see you in 15."
I've stopped banging her at this point and say "See who in 15?"
She says "Carlos".
So her boyfriend was getting their in 15 minutes, and I'm buck naked in her room. This made the rest of the sex pretty hot.
After-
Pick up girl at party and have sex with her. She's basically sober, maybe 1-2 drinks.
"So.....are we in love now?"
WTF. lol. I've had girls ask things like "So will I see you again or are we gonna date, but she jumps straight to love.
Plenty more dirty and strange things, but these stood out.
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