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Old 03-04-2006, 12:42 PM
MikeNaked MikeNaked is offline
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Default Re: Will lips touch lips in the next 24 hours?

"need to grow some balls, next time we get drunk we will hook up".

Message to all the youngsters out there: you are SO [censored] fortunate to have Dr. Dom, Clark, Blarg and the rest of the pragmatic OOT crew - not to mention the tons of resources on the web. GOD I wish I had such solid advice growing up. My best advice was from my grandfather: "Chew with your mouth closed. Open the door for the lady. etc"

I have a whole bunch of stories similar to this one; SO many babes I coulda bagged as a youth. I got more confident as I got older but there was many, MANY missed opportunities. I replay them all in my mind and still kick myself. They haunt my dreams. Don't waste your resources, youth and time, you goddamn fuckwad.

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