[Hanys]

Hello Big Blacknipples! I love poker! But I hate big nipples! And I especially despise the black ones! I hate sour milk! And you know that the dead ones always give a suck!

I wanted to talk to someone famoues!! Tonight! And then i found them! Tonight! Stevie! The page said he was here, replying the questions about music! So I came! Here! Tonight! I said to myself "who the hell is Stevie?!" And then I knew! I love music! And poker, too!! And "Steve Albini" was written on the back of the Surfer Rosa album! Right beneath that recorded by! You know, that brutally honestly modest one! And then I thought to myself "is he even famous enough? What else did he only record?" And then I knew! Bush! But was that famous enough? What else did he record? Well.. Well, whatever.. Nevermind! So I came anyway! Micro celebrity it said! I like even nano celebrities! I like even HIV!

First pages very ok! In a forum about music! But then, Stevie a [censored]! But that's ok, Stevie not [censored], Stevie pretending to be like everybody else! Good Stevie! Then poker players complaining about purely music fans asking Stevie! Stevie complaining too! It's about music! So what?! Stevie a hypocrite! Nice of Stevie! Stevie got poker friends! They play poker! This not about music! This about poker!

I wish I could play poker with Stevie and his donkeys! But donkeys bad! Donkeys could point at me and tell Stevie "see that guy? might be a closet music fan!"

And Stevie might drink a beer! And smoke a bowl! And sniff a coke! And do an acid! And, god almighty, smell a bit of brown! And then, Stevie could, after those long 26 years, all of a sudden start to act like a prick and make a decent record he would only record as well! Me not likey!! Me not at the poker game! Me not asking about music! Me not talking to famous people! Me only listening to highly famous people! Me left! Me right! Right?!