[BlackNipples]

Hey! Steve! Is me, Devin. CIAO STEVE ALBINI! Is first time post with new handle! Because old time handle, handle DevinDixon, I forget her password! Also have new e-mail address! Also, never post much anyway. So sorry, twoplustwo gamboolers for whom I respect and fear at poker tables and casino buffets! You are some interneters and poker players!

Also, Steve! My great friend! So generous with time and knowledge of all things music and electrical! So nice to do for some internetters and one time nerds who only come by for the insult or to solicit attention to band! So nice to do! And to use bully pulpit and nerd-influence to spread the Good News of the Tuesday Game! So great! Grazie, Steve!

Now, Steve, a few things:

1. Am so pleased to be thought of as maybe a "country mile" best in the NLHE. So nice! But: You wrong. I don't think anybody at game is "country-mile" better than anybody else. Even Scott, who travel so fast and far down Donky Road, occasionally emerges on the other side of Planet Pokers looking like Greg Raymer. Sean, who you say, has you "clocked", has me pretty much on my heels too! Also every other player on Tuesday! He is pretty good player with his crapassing and big-bets and game-theory-perfect bluffing frequency!

2. That one guy who come to game, that 2+2 guy, he's pretty good! And pretty nice guy! This is bad! What if he come back? And then to keep coming back? Then, maybe I actually have to stay sober for game and think about poker and the implied pot-odds, and value-bets, and, well, poker! Mama mia!

3. When you gonna grow another moustache?

4. Am I fat? Please explain in strangely arousing Turkish accent.

5. Why I type like this?

Okay! Is all? Tuesday Hooray!