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Viking Resorts (NSFW)
Get him the VIP package for only $5,900. He will come back a new man.
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A simple use of google will tell you that this place has been linked to all sorts of nasty diseases. Nice rec. And definitely staking him for 500/1000 is the thing he'd appreciate the most. Giving him anything else is just being paternalistic.