Voyage to the Bottom of the Sea.
I thought the stupidest submarine movie ever made was Crimson Tide until I saw this POS.
What makes this movie so unintentionally funny?
The Submarine has a reactor compartment without a lock on it. It's nice and spacious inside and has a set that must be the size of an aircraft carrier. There is an olympic sized aquarium in the submarine with sharks in it. The sharks are rubber and lifeless until the sabotuer falls in. The submarine has cadallac fins on the back, and apparently, the nuclear reactor makes bubbles and thats how the submarine moves. The submarine has a glass nose which can miraculously take the changes in pressure from above the ocean all the way to the bottom.
The Van Allen belt catches on fire.
This is perhaps the most idiotic plot in movie history. First of all, the Van Allen Belt is a radiation belt and radiation cannot catch fire. Secondly, the most brilliant solution to putting out the fire is to....that's right....nuke the Van Allen Belt. Oh, yeah, the fire in the Van Allen Belt causes the world to catch on fire and melts the ice at the North Pole causing it to sink and hit the submarine (ice floats, folks). BTW, the purpose of nuking the Van Allen Belt (which protects the Earth from cosmic radiation) is to remove the belt from around the Earth, thereby allowing the Earth to be steralized by the solar wind. So, we don't want to burn up, but we'd turn to goo from massive amounts of cosmic rays
Did you know that you can put a big yellow timer on top of a nuclear missile cone and launch the missile from outside the ship?
Submarines don't implode by going too deep, they pop like balloons.
All sea life is hostile and will attack any diver exiting a submarine, except of course if he has a big yellow timer to set on the nose of a nuclear missile.
The Submarine had a fantastic air quality system because everyone smoked like a forest fire. When they have a fire on board from someone smoking in bed the solution is to hand out more cigars to replace the ones that were burned up. When everyone is outside the submarine choking from the smoke of the nearby burning forests, they all light up.
edit: I forgot to mention the presence of hot love interest secretaries and a hippie-scientist-peace-loving-religious-freak on board. This doesn't mention the dog that the hippie carries or the parrot on the shoulder of the head cook (I guess it's OK to have parrots [censored] in your food).
This movie took itself deadly serious, too. I'm not joking. Get drunk, better yet, get high, and enjoy. Apparently, a whole generation did.