[JaredL]

This happened to me a couple of times today.

I hate it when people stalk parking spaces. This is pretty bad at grocery stores, costco etc. It is very eerie to have a car behind you going 5 miles an hour while you carry your [censored] to your car. Then they sit there for a while and sometimes even honk at you if you don't hurry up. [censored] YOU DUDE! These guys would save a lot of time if they just parked further away and walked. It's somewhat understandable (except for them making any effort to hurry you up) if the lot is 100% full as I've seen at a few places before.

What is even worse than this are the guys that do it on the road. They'll sit there blocking traffic at the worst possible places. Two car lengths past a stop light causing all hell to break loose? Yup, them getting that spot is just too [censored] important.

Normally I'm happy to sit in the car and wait them out but today I was in a hurry to get home. This infuriated me because I missed out on the chance to screw them over and piss them off. It is so satisfying to watch them drive past you and your spot and then pull out right behind them.