[punkass]

Old people in lines in general. It is obviously noticeable at the grocery store, with their slow loading of the conveyor belt and the checkbooks and the counting of exact change ("I think I have 4 pennies, let me look in my pocketbook") and the slowness of everything.

They suck at the bank with the not previously filling out a deposit slip like everyone else did before they got in line.
They suck in their cars (no fail, always a slow old person in the fast lane when I'm trying to get to work).
They suck while walking on the sidewalk 4-wide, blocking EVERYONE both ways.
They suck at Subway ordering their food with their not-knowing what to order even though they had 5 minutes to think about it waiting in line and (ARRRG!!!!) the counting of exact change.
Old people suck. I really hope I am not going to be like that when I get old. I would understand it if someone wanted to hurt me if I was.