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Old 07-07-2007, 05:59 PM
Passaman Passaman is offline
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Default Re: What\'s the funniest 1-liner you\'ve heard after a hand?

We had this dude at our table that kept calling out all the odds and percentages: "No way you lost that! You were 67% to win on the flop!" "You had to call there, you were getting 3.5-1 odds." "Runner-runner flush cards? That's only 4% chance! Odds only 4 out of 100 that that would happen!" On and on, whether in the hand or not. Finally some lady says, "What are the odds you'll shut up?"
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