[Chomp]

I have perpetrated 3 big suckouts today and it feels better than ANY sweet play I pull or stacking I force. Hero's hand is first:

1. JJ v. KK aipf, villain 1/2 stack...I 4 flush the board. Get in! This always happens to the other monkey - but today it happened to me!! Today I am the monkey!!! In. Your. Face. Poker. You. Bastard.

2. Overpair v. set ai on flop...I hit runner runner straight...That's runner runner str8 I say!!! It's impossibe!! Not it's not!!....shiiiiiipppppp the monies over here you half-stacking monkey idiot. Loving it ittiittitittititi!

3. Set v. flopped str8....turn 6, river 6...number of the beast baby yeah!!

I suck out sooooo gooooooooooot! Being a donkey [censored] rocks.