Re: Things non 2+2\'ers/Ballers/Poker Players Say That Tilt You
GF: So how did you do playing online tonight?
Me: Well, I won/lost $________.
GF: You know it doesn't matter anyway, because it's just fake internet money.
Me: WTF are you talking about?
GF: You can't get it offline into your bank account.
Me: Well, actually, yes, I can. You see...
GF: No, I read an article about it somewhere a while back, blah blah vagina oprah woman crap blah
Me: *feels little piece of my brain die inside my skull*
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