Re: People who buy bottled water are fish at life.
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Go to Vegas, get obscenely drunk and pass out in hotel room. Wake up four hours later feeling like you haven't had a sip since the 70s. Run to bathroom. Pound 20 of those tiny hotel glasses of Vegas tap water without thinking. Actually prefer desperately parched feeling to the taste in your mouth that will be there until you die.
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You suck at being a Vegas baller. The correct play is to break down and pay ~$4/bottle for the Evian in the minibar.
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