[ebepse]

in my backpack I tend to carry the following:

-a few hundred dollars
-poptarts
-water bottle
-ipod
-mp3 player
-condoms
-magazine
-a book or two
-my wallet
-my cell phone
-headphones with built in radio
-several pens and pencils
-notepad
-hand moisturizer
-swiss army knife (contains knife, scissors, can opener, etc etc)
-deck of cards
-dice
-portable dvd player
-dvds
-psp
-facial soap
-small bottle of shampoo
-my foundation.. philosophy brand (i have rosacea so i wear makeup. im a guy)
-settingFX (setting powder)
-matteFX (de-greaser)
-cotton balls
-hand mirror
-hand towel
-4 pair of socks
-baking soda (my feet smell sometimes)
-2 pairs of gym shorts
-1 pair sweatpants
-1 sweatshirt
-2 t-shirts
-pair of sandals
-pair of water shoes
-camp size toothbrush
-small tube of toothpaste
-bungee cords
-extra straps
-laser pointer (you never know when these thigns come in handy)
-maglight, with extra batteries
-sunblock
-sunglasses
-razor
-shaving cream
-nail clippers
-nail file
-several empty bottles (to fill up with a liquid other than water)
-several tubes of crystal light
-small mess kit (spork, knife, and bowl)
-metal dining cup
-single man tent
-ground cloth (when its raining)
-multi-colored ponchos
-deodorant
-wartner wart remover
-moleskin for blisters
-aldara cream (for warts)
-hydrocortisone (for acne)
-collapsible fishing pole
-mini tackle box
-pajamas
-lighter
-aspirin
-anti-diarrhea medicine
-toenail clippers (bigger than fingernail clippers)
-two small emergency flares
-pillow
-air mattress
-pump (for air mattress)
-pump (for balls, tires, other things)
-toilet paper
-hat
-bandanna
-belt
-dress clothes and tie (this is a hit with the ladies. if you are all sweaty in gym shorts and t-shirt from ballin' you can quick go to the bathroom clean yourself off and come out lookin' extra fly, ready to hit the town)
-many gallon sized plastic bags (to put everything in when I'm outside and its raining so everything doesnt get wet, or if something leaks)
-about 6' of thin rope
-worst case scenario survival handbook
-mosquito net (when I'm fishing and it gets a little buggy, or if I'm just walking home from somewhere)
-bug repellent
-whistle
-water purification tablets (if I run out of water and am not near a house, I can drink lakewater)
-travel alarm clock
-umbrella
-watch
-mini fire extinguisher
-bucket (in case of fire, I can fill this up with water. if my fire extinguisher runs out)
-saw/axe
-several maps of the area I am in (usually Vegas)
-compass
-lantern w/ extra fuel
-chapstick
-tissues
-tweezers
-hydrogen peroxide
-first aid kit
-twine
-thermometer
-several cardboard boxes and large plastic bags (this is helpful when I'm shopping at a place that doesn't give yo u bags)
- bio-oil
-envelopes and stamps, and usually postcards
-swimsuit
-porn
-sewing kit
-another backpack (in case mine breaks)
-hairspray
-two 45 lb dumbbells (to impress the ladies again)
-candle
-white shoe polish (for my air force ones)
-digital camera
-charger for phone, camera, etc
-pocket planner
-extra shoelaces
-rubber bands
-stapler
-rubick's cube (mental stimulation)
-nintendo DS
-some lucky charms (little bottle with gold from the west, knife from yellowstone, and some others)
-Mike Caro's book of Poker tells
-super system 1 and 2
-hoh v1, 2, and 3
-chris moneymaker medallion
-asacol (for ulcerative colitis/chron's)
-flint
-dryer lint (good for starting fires)
-keys to car, house, etc
-a deflated basketball (never know when ya gunna ball)
-lubricant
-foot cream
-silver sharpie (studly)
-hairnet (I often volunteer to serve food at my local senior citizen center)
-little flower magnet that when you push it plays a song (I'm not sure the name since it's just the music, but it's old and it cheers me up)
-mini quarter (this is good to do magic tricks for hoes)
-very strong magnet (again magic tricks)
-pictures (of my dog, mom, dad, and heroes)
-work gloves
-a small helmet that folds but is still very protective
-semi bulletproof vest
-dictionary
-spanish to english dictionary
-french to english dictionary
-german to english dictionary
-list of commonly used slang words
-whey protein powder (bulking up)
-a few of my favorite baseball cards
-net
-authentic mcnabb jersey
-dog treats (helpful when you meet a strange dog)
-the Sims computer game (I love this game. when I'm at a friends house I always bring it out)
-cleats
-bag of marbles
-change pouch with about $5 change
-icy hot for back pain
-retainers to wear at night
-bowling ball (its only a 16lb ball)
-bowling shoes
-bird food
-fish food
-pepper spray
-air horn
-balloons
-small flask (usually with vodka in it)
-almanac
-a card with all my personal details in case something happens to me (name, address, blood type, etc)
-a book where I write about people I meet, their name, what I thought of them, what happened, etc so for future I remember my view of them
-several packages of those orange marshmallow peanuts
-fake fangs
-hillbilly teeth
-stink bombs
-whoopy cushion (all for pranks)
-collapsible coffee table
-rubbing alcohol
-salt tablets
-screwdriver
-moccasins
-tanning lotion
-chip case with 500 chips
-pick up sticks (best game ever)

and I think that's pretty much it. I probably missed a few tho.

also, I'm not a pro. . . I just gamble occasionally.