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Getting a haircut.

Starts with a nice shampoo with some hot girl massaging your scalp and running that perfect temperature water over your head.

Then the feeling of the buzzer, especially if it rubs up against your ear and makes you get the shivers.

Then her slightly tugging your hair and she cuts it.

Followed by the hot foam and straight razor neck shave.



Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.

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You forgot the singing chirp of the scissors and the small, delicate way her hands move, almost unearthly, forward and back from her wrist, in a way you couldn't have imagined.