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The more I think about it, the more comfy I feel saying those aren't really bangs. They're just a mess. Any ole hippy can do it. It's the limits on what's going on that make them bangs. Just letting your hair fall down in front does not make bangs. Longer, shorter, still doesn't matter -- letting it flap out front doesn't make it bangs.

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THEY ARE TOO BANGS. [img]/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img] humph.


Which of the bangs that Mrs. Utah posted do you like then?

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Kinda a hard question to ask or answer, since most of those pics don't even qualify as bangs or else aren't even trying to be bangs. Natalie Portman's bangs are fine, as are Reese's. Natalie Imbruglio(is that her name?)'s bangs are just loose hair, not really bangs.

Demi's bangs are too long -- sloppy. What is with this new(I guess?) trend for bangs that aren't even really bangs? They look okay, but really she looks a bit like she's wearing a helmet or something, maybe a wetsuit with just her big ole face hanging out.

Jessica's look better, and Penelope's are kind of a really weird mix like sparse bangs and a chunk hanging down ridiculously between the rest of the bangs. The blonde's of course are just there to look stupid, and I'll give her full credit for that. This is the fat-chick kind of thing where they try to get in their mind they look interesting by doing something goofy in a vain(in both senses of the word) attempt to make you overlook the gut and the double chin.

Demi's and Jessica's are very close, but the stark contrast of dark hair with light skin makes the clumsy, helmet look of Demi's cut come out the worse of the two.