[T.J. Combo]

I tried to make breakfast this morning too. I was just chilling out, putting the bacon in the pan, when all of the sudden I get hit in the back of the head and I'm dazzled for just a second. I turn around and an egg has pulled a knife on me, so I bitch slap the knife out of it's hand with a slap that would make any pimp proud. I then grabbed the egg by the shell and cracked it into the skillet, then turned around did the same thing to his two buddies. After that, I ate breakfast, and then me and my rofling buds were off to the next breakfast.