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JOHN: Bill is not Freddy's first Bill...And Freddy is not Bill's first Freddy.

Anybody care to hazard a guess about Butchie's pantomime act regarding the bubble-wrap on Bill's stairs?

My first guess: Protection against Bill accidentally bumping his head.

My second guess: Protection against those times that Bill loses his mind, and repeatedly rams his head against something that is about forehead-high.

BILL: I'm here on my bird's orders.

FREDDY: If you're waiting for me to ask you what you mean by that, you may as well drop dead.

BILL: My bird conveyed to me that despite our dissimilarities, we should be friends.

FREDDY: Your bird used the word 'dissimilarities'?

BILL: No. I never said he spoke. He conveyed.

(This one was Al Bundy's best episode. I can't wait to watch it again.)