[AJackson]

I'd be willing to get behind this, but like others, I think that you profiting directly is unseemly.

Here's an idea. Have the cameras film you (also someone who put it up on utube) stealing the shark. Figure out something memorable to yell out.

Put up a web page with the shark as hostage. Those who want it destroyed can make commitments for charitable donations and Humberto has the option of matching those donations to get the shark back. He's a whore for the pub so he'd love it.

If it comes to destroying it, make a big deal out of it, maybe a steamroller or something like that.

You'd be known forever for something if you pulled this off.