[Galilee]

I have a friend who told me that he had written a program that predicted the shuffling algorythmn of one of the smaller online cardrooms. Now that he could forsee the board cards in advance he took the site for £250,000 before they noticed how lucky he was getting. They had no proof, but still banned him from playing ... but not before he cashed his winnings and used them to buy a house in Leicester and a Toyota.

What do you say to someone like that? It's like when someone tells you they've actually seen a ghost - if you call them a liar to their face then it's you who looks bad.