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Tico would be disappointed.

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L O L. TICO! Priceless. Tico.

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What's this tico stuff?

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Tico Bonomo was a legendary philanthropist circa the Great Depression here in America. Barry Greenstein modeled himself after the great Tico, and has subsequently donated millions of dollars to charity. IIRC, there is a small chapter about Tico in the Greenstein-penned top-selling poker book Ace on the River .

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Tico also contributed millions of dollars to groundbreaking research into Cryonics, and his frozen head lies next to that of Walt Disney, Howard Hughes and J Edgar Hoover in a secret vault, somewhere in Arizona.

Justin has sworn that if PokerStars would just allow him to multi-account again, he'd also commit all of his future earnings to various penis extension charities.

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