[DQuadfather]

When someone sets an underpair, wins the hand, then says "whew."

Getting sucked out and having the villian say "ship it" not to purposefully tilt me but because they think it's cool.

The Afroman avatar on F/T.

Knowing that I will never have sex with Scarlett Johanson, Angelina Jolie or Jessica Alba individually and, especially, all at the same time.