[Stuey]

I once tipped a taxi driver $100. I'm not really proud of the story but I will tell it anyways.

Me and a drinking buddy get trashed and strike out at the bar we were at. My buddy insists we get the taxi to cruise hookers. I wanted to go straight home as I had to get up early for church and all but hey I didn't want to ruin my friend's night so I let it go.

Anyways we be cruising hookers and it is super late and we can't find much. But what we do find is gruesome well that is what the taxi said as I guess the drink had lowered our standards. My buddies standards! Yah I was just looking for someone to accompany me to church and all the ones I picked were more than suitable. Anyways this cab dude had our backs. We say stop he would just keep going and tell us why. You like half boys? She stab you for crack money! Look at the size of the scab on her face!!

At some point he has had enough and insists on taking us straight home. Just as I had wanted in the beginning! Taxi drivers are saints among men I should have given him more.