[Magellan]

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at one of the moments when we are particularly close (eg she is leaning over me to use my computer or something like that) say "Can I do something devious?" 'What do you mean?' "I want to kiss you" or something along those lines. Gives her the opportunity to say "ehh no"

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You take this line and you're destined to crash and burn. [img]/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img]

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Don't [censored] ask her though, that's lame and it isn't exciting for her. Don't give her a way out either.

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You have practically been given a green light here:

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I think you're just devious, and wouldn't be friends with me if you weren't trying to get laid.

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Women don't say this sort of thing jokingly to guys that have no intention of [censored]. (If she said it while throwing a vase at your head, different story.) An appropriate response would have been something along the lines of "Yeah and I've put in the hard yards, I'm about to stop asking and start taking!".

If you want to be succesful in this situation you are going to have to take a risk. Assuming she shoots you down, who cares whether it was after you boldly put the moves on her, or after you limply asked "Err...ummm....can we hold hands?". You absolutely have to be assertive here. You won't turn her on by wussing around nervously.

Have another read of the advice you are getting in this thread, it is not from people setting you up to fail for a laugh, it really is some good advice.

Final thought: You have told her numerous times you want her. She knows you want her. She is joking about the fact that you want to get into her pants. If she really needed time to work out whether she wants your cock, she wouldn't be spending that time getting drunk with you.

For the sake of everyone who has tried to help you in this thread STEP UP AND GIVE THIS GIRL WHAT SHE NEEDS MAN!!!