[Lefort]

LOL reading this thread was a solidly spent 10 minutes..

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So we go back to Wal-mart and I get the kind we usually get. Same girl checks me out and she giggles and says, "Back again I see." "Busy night."

[/ QUOTE ] made me lol.. it would be even extra funny if her smirk was because she'd noticed that you bought magnums the first time, and regulars the second..

Good story... and the penis thing isn't really a beat considering you're nailing two good looking girls.. well done.