[Soundwave]

So I'd never heard of lambskin condoms and was like, wtf? obv not REAL lamb skin, huh? right? just some weird name or something??

so quick google search later brings this exciting information:

"Lambskin condoms, in contrast, are the oldest on the market. They're made from the intestinal membrane of a lamb."

How is this not disgusting? You put lamb intestines on your d!ck to screw your ex gf?

Good story though, A+ would read again.