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Where the hell did you drive? The left lane is [censored] polluted by slow ppl who refuse to use the right lane!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Having to commute to Frankfurt or somewhere near Köln is [censored] [censored] [censored]!

And to rules, etc: there is a rule to use the right-most lane if possible (e.g. it's free). Nobody gives a damn, and it's rearely enforced. There is a rule regarding the distance between vehicles, especially the distance a truck has to keep: they usually give a [censored] and would just crash into the vehicle before them if it surprisingly slows down (there are more examples like these two).

Maybe driving in germany is still more fun than in america, but it's certainly not as funny as you describe.