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"Stop talking about Hollywood actors. There are gladiators on the field." Who the hell is that announcer?

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Ray Hudson, the best commentator ever.

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I'd think of him as one of the most unbearable commentators I'd heard--but for his being paired with by far the biggest moron I've ever heard on tv. every time he gets into his "orgasmic! OR GAS MIC!! the beds will be rocking in ____ tonight! there's going to be sperm spraying everywhere! in fact I'm unzipping my pants now!!" routine I smack my head on the wall for accidentally leaving the sound on.

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LoL . . . "they've got hearts as large as pigs." I think the guy is hilarious. Oh well . . .

The last Real Madrid game had some classic lines . . .

(re: Tom Cruise) " . . . if he smelled a soccer jockstrap, he'd faint dead away!"

(in response to fellow GolTV commentator Phil Schoen mentioning Rafael Nadal), "Will you stop talking about tennis players man! We're in the land of the bullfighters. That's what Real Madrid has been all about! Bullfighting! Staring the beast in the eyes! Getting them to keep out. Willing them onto them! Loving the battle . . . loving the pain you gotta go through. Picking yourself up when you're a goal down, and believing, and believing, when your big guns go out of the game (RVN) . . . there's football with your feet and football with your heart."

I never get tired of watching those GolTV commericials either . . .