Re: Teen pregnancy (Or:I\'m too young to be a dad)
OK, kids time for some wisdom from a veteran of the snatch wars. This is the same inspirational speech I gave a friend who managed to get a woman preg (luckily, she miscarried). I calculated, given our income at the time, that this little error would have cost him $350,000-$800,000 until he was done paying.
SO, if you must have sex with women (and who doesn't), no vaginal until you get a v-section. The young ladies have 2 other holes, which are perfectly delightful, and work just as well as spunk receptacles, with the added benefit of no babies (note: if Boris Becker's fate scares you, make sure she swallows). To the OP, it's probably nothing, but get ready with your abortion argument or you are f-ed.
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