[McCutter]

(most of this was posted in another Hellmuth thread, but...)

Hey people, Tiger Woods is just a good golf TOURNAMENT PLAYER. He's not the best golf player. TOURNAMENTS dont mean anything. I know this guy, Splunky, who plays video golf and he is way better than Tiger. Splunky says live golf tournaments dont matter. Splunky went to a big golf tournament but he had a tummy ache and he missed his mommy and his eczema acted up and he didnt golf his best game. But he went on the internet afterwards and told everybody else he was still the best, that tournaments dont prove anything. Splunky is 21 and rarely gets action but he says he is the best at everything.

Does this made-up analogy sound familiar?

My joking here is over. HELLMUTH has a complete game. Few people do. Cunningham does. Tournaments are where rivalries are settled and champions are crowned. Winning multiple bracelets is supposed to end the trash-talking, not spark it.

And a complete player knows how to beat good players AND bad players.
Doyle says Hellmuth is the best tournament player in USA Today. USA internet poker is too inaccessible for most people now (especially donks). USA internet poker is dying.

Hail to the King! (Hellmuth)