[grdred944]

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Listen people; i've got a lot of work to do in the WSOP and i'll be playing a [censored] load of events. I can't really risk having someone with humbertos popularity and clout (don't believe me? Try sitting next to him for a while and see how many fans/friends he has) getting my ass banned cause I ruined his [censored].

However, what i am willing to do if i get seated on his table and see a good opportunity is the following:

I will go over to a poker news or whoever camera man and tell him what i'm about to pull and to come to the table in a minute or two. I will then grab Humbertos shark and launch into a giant tirade about how you say fish in spanish: HUUUUUUUUUUUMBERTO!!! I'll make lots of chomping noises and then i will have the shark say "lol donkaments"

If you feel this is enough to warrant your support/donations then when/if it happens i will provide my stars name. Also this is not just [censored] talk, as i got myself in some trouble at my senior prom taking on some stupid dare, so i have no problem following through if the opportunity presents itself.

Happy shark hunting all.

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I'd kick my $100 over from destruction to this. Anything to humiliate the guy is fine by me and if it can be done legally, all the better.