[RandALLin]

Just busted the $500 at the 100/200/25 level. Was pretty carddead, here's the all-in hands since I am not talking strategy. KCannon is a nit so he raises MP and I shove 77 for 13 bb's he says "Should I slowroll? Nah, I call. *flips aces*". Board is x x x x river 7. I was ready to bustout at that point but whatever. Then next hand very aggro player opening tons of pots raises to 550, old fart to my right flats being weaktight, I shove KQo for 5400. The player reaches and calls pretty quickly and flips AK. Flop 6 7 8 turn 9 I say "ten" so river 10 chop it up. So after all my shananigans a round later I look at AKhh open to 600 and semi-decent predictable player makes it 1800 to go directly behind me and it folds around. I knew my image was pretty nutty with my all in showdowns including 77 and KQo over raises from big hands so I hollywood a minute and count my chips just to make sure he thinks he has the best hand and he tanks then calls with AQo. Flop KJx turn T river x so gay wish I would have just not rivered the 7. I think I might go marathon cash games tonight because live tournaments make me want to killself. Gary Stevenson is right.